Ricky Gervais has asked me to tweet this essay on his Atheism. I pray to almighty Zeus nobody reads this trash: http://on.wsj.com/gFmcm0

Studies show Women who perform oral sex reduce their risk of Breast Cancer by 40% http://bit.ly/3obXrL

#YouKnowYouHungryWhen u b lookin at food commercials and say to urself "damn that shit look good"

RT @CelebriTyree: Fabolous #YouKnowYouHungryWhen u think about a meal u didn't finish last week & say I shouldve ate that shit!

Obama watched the miner rescue on TV. He said he just wanted to see how they dig people out of a giant hole in other countries. #FallonMono

#YouKnowYouHungryWhen u feeding ur son.. & u act like the fork is a airplane.. But you fly the fork into ur own mouth LOL