me putting my winter coat away for the 8th time this spring

Actually, I do think a festival where people are standing in a literal desert for hours and tickets cost up to $3000 should have performances with large production, and strong choreography and vocals anything less is disrespectful.

made chipotle at home #DoubleSteakNoCharge

It’s so crazy cause growing up I thought redbull was alcohol the way my parents didn’t let me have it. Her parents were letting her have 6 a day 😭

wanted to nap but today was the day my brain decided that everybody everywhere got me fucked up

viviana 🫀✨ It's come to my attention this character has changed and is now behaving differently

MEGAN.

okay beyoncé, your turn

“4.5 when i make the bed shake” sounded grown enough to me idk

you are not leaving with that guy from the club sorry, we going home

my zayn show is cancelled

i’m about to throw up over zayn tickets like omg

told this older dude at the gym i watched the Michael Jackson movie 3x and bro casually hit me with the "I actually saw MJ on the Victory Tour in 1984, tickets were free..."

i think there’s a wonderful irony in the audience calling sam out for perversion every week and saying “were there no other jobs for your female characters besides sex work?” but then hopping on twitter and calling lexi a prude for saying the exact same thing 😭