he’s a 10 but can’t read my mind and do what I want without me asking

FINALLY

🔫What tf do I have to do to get an Ingles in Charlotte?

Call that a popsicle

Listen, I’ve tried to be the girlie that tells a nail tech to redo something … but they just won’t listen 🤷🏻‍♀️🙄

Will there ever be a time that I go to a Cava and they actually have every ingredient?

Just had a family of 4 try to get into my car … while I was in it

Hey Lyft why do all of your drivers insist on using ‘windows down’ as their only form of AC … in the middle of summer … in the south

My bf forgot the words for “Parisian whore bath” so he improvised with “French slut shower” and I’m screaming

Me: *on the way to the mechanic* Lui: i got free front row tickets to the Charlotte FC soccer game at 1 pm Me:

Maria significantly impacted my life and I wasn’t even on the island I hadn’t considered it trauma until I found myself actively avoiding any coverage of #HurricaneFiona If you have benefited from PR’s hospitality in the wake of Maria, it’s time to return the favor

*ahem* Luis Gino

This was my peak depression era (‘18 -‘19)

Bad Bunny fans watching Swifties have a mental break down over concert tickets

I’ve been stuck in Peru for 5 days Allegiant Air answer the GD phone

This has become an airline shaming account. Next up: JetBlue - nearly 12 hours trapped inside the plane in the wrong city with rude staff and no food

A tale told in 2 parts .

Excuse me??

Me ‘n who? 👀

What kind of fucked up am I if Fleabag is my “comfort” show?