Today is 53 days since I saw any co-workers in real life. And about 73 days overdue for a haircut.

Not being able to print a black-and-white document because my printer is out of blue ink is peak #firstworldproblems tech annoyance

Coworkers On Zoom Trapped In Infinite Loop Of Telling Each Other ‘Oh Sorry, No, Go Ahead’ bit.ly/2zNXicu

Hi again. Still wrong. Every Michigan registered voter has a right to vote by mail. I have the authority & responsibility to make sure that they know how to exercise this right - just like my GOP colleagues are doing in GA, IA, NE and WV. Also, again, my name is Jocelyn Benson.

Ugh when will the "protagonist can't drive a manual car in a CRITICAL moment" movie trope die?

Wherein @Brett_Berk writes about very important tiny cars: chevrolet.com/new-roads/peop…

Happy to finally be able to share this story, and grateful for all the help from my colleagues at Campbell Ewald to produce it. chevrolet.com/new-roads/peop…

Follow these tips to prevent the spread of germs within your vehicle. #BeSafeOutThere

Be sure to check out these important tips and vehicle safety checks before you return to the daily grind. Tap to learn more. #BeSafeOutThere

If we could hold an election in 1864 in the midst of a Civil War, we can and will hold one in 2020. It’s time for the president to get his priorities straight and work with Congress on a recovery package that protects our families, frontline workers, and small business owners.

Been way too long since I was out driving new cars. Excited to break that drought this week with the Chevrolet #BoltEUV.

Great day driving this 2022 Chevrolet #BoltEUV, with a chance to try Super Cruise, too. Really impressive electric car. #ChevyBoltEUV #client

Oh, hey - I still write stories about cars from time to time. Especially if those cars have a @Chevrolet badge on the front. chevrolet.com/new-roads/cros… #chevy #chevroletnewroads

The last New Roads mag I edited is in homes, and it’s a banger. Featuring @Brett_Berk clipka @KristinVShaw Peter Varga Chris Davies Jake (of course), a cover by Jose Mandojana and more.

Oh, hey: I (along with a team of very talented people at Campbell Ewald and Pacific Content) put together a podcast for our client OnStar. Give it a listen, subscribe, and let me know what you think! link.chtbl.com/tellmewhathapp…

BREAKING: Study Finds 90% Of Meetings End With 'Let's Circle Back" Or 'Let's Re-Group"

Oh, hi! I really don't use this site anymore, but a friendly reminder you can find a (very small) sample of the stuff I work on at clippings.me/jacobwholmes

EdTech companies are lobbying their way into your kids' classroom. Who's vetting them? freep.com/story/news/edu…

🧵 Why are kids getting so much screen time during school? There’s really important context missing from the discourse: EdTech companies are lobbying lawmakers to get into the classroom. They’re spending thousands and making a market worth millions.