as a society we must move past "remember this?" as a substitute for entertainment

“Hacks,” the Max series about two female comedians from different generations, won the Emmy on Sunday for best comedy series. The series also won on Sunday for best comedy writing. nyti.ms/3zkJ1De

it’s not a dupe babe it’s a knockoff

With one swing, Alonso makes it immoral not to re-sign him.

i have a sick fascination with these 25 year olds on tik tok who are doling out advice on "how to make it in the industry" despite the fact that none of them have a single credit or even worked as assistants. i fear fake it till you make it has poisoned a generation.

mets doing what they do best. breaking my damn heart.

my bf is mad at me because i admitted that i always root against columbo but in my defense he’s a cop! and not hot! so what is there to root for really

if you want to live like a 16th century french aristocrat you should be prepared to die like one too.

i love movies but i hate people who love movies

i love to scan a qr code which will bring me to a app that i have to download and create an account so i can get a map of the mall instead of just putting the map where the qr code was. tech is amazing and continues to improve our lives in unimaginable ways.

no matter how far up his ass you decide to nuzzle in he’ll still put you in the camps.

me when i’m doing a nazi salute.

being on hiatus is amazing because it's like my full time job is crashing out

thinking about how elon musk uses his 4 year old son as a human shield lol

kori kings talking heads were better than anything plane jane did her season.

mikal bridges is owed an apology

i'm never on twitter anymore so i forgot to post the day it came out but i wrote last week's episode of hacks. you are cordially invited to watch and give me constructive compliments (but know i could never actually accept them because every ep is rly a collaboration)

can someone british explain the vibe/reputation of tape in london to me? it’s a huge plot line on love island this season but i can’t fully understand the implications.

Celebrating in LA clipka !!!!!! 🥳🙌😭