I just had a full conversation with a friend before realizing that they were talking to someone with their AirPods...

Yo Microsoft and Apple y’all should have a “copy history” feature. I copy and paste a lot and sometimes I have to recopy things and doing a right click to find things I recently copied would be a timesaver!

I’m watching my roommate play Rainbow Six Siege right now. His sensitivity is too high so he’s overtracking his shots and keeps on dying and it’s starting to irritate me...

Quote of the day: “Your school should pay for your Sherry’s. I pay enough tuition!”

Midwesterners be like: No Yeah = Yes Yeah no = No Yeah no for sure = Definitely

Quote of the day: “YOU TRY TO WALK ON ICE WITHOUT KNEES!” *said during argument concerning penguins*

It’s almost here! Our first ever Eggstravaganza is almost 24 hours away, make sure to come out tomorrow at the north mall for your chance to win some awesome prizes! Also don’t forget to check our last tweet for your chance to still win our contest!

Finals MVP: Arya Stark MVP: Melisandre Defensive player of the year: Jorah Mormont Rookie of the Year: Lyanna Mormont Most Improved Player: Daenerys Targaryen Sixth Man of the Year: Grey Worm GOAT: Jon Snow 🐐

Imagine reading a book that is 22 chapters long and skipping to the 22nd chapter and complaining that the 22nd chapter didn’t do a good enough job of explaining the first 21 chapters

you were gone for 30 whole seconds what was he supposed to do?

Do your thang twitter

Some of y’all have never had to rewind a VHS tape and it shows.

Just once in my life, I want to see the the “I” emerge victorious against the lamp in the Pixar logo animation...

I’m going to give 100 random people who retweet this $100. Normally I’d give one person $10,000 but I want to give you guys better odds of winning :) You must be following me so I can dm you the code if you win! Will show proof!

Summer is coming to an end and we still haven’t decided the most important midwest debate what’s this game called? RT: cornhole Fav: bags

When your drone runs out of battery over a lake, timing is everything... x.com/coolstuffcheap…

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