Imagine how the first pumpkins to immigrate to America felt. They just wanted a better life for their lil pumpkids. Brings a tear to my eye how far they have come. 😢🙃

Does anyone else have nightmares of Tom Morello shredding a sick riff to defeat you in Guitar Hero: Legends of Rock III. Cuz me neither...

I’ve always wondered how the “i” in PIXAR feels everytime I turn on Cars 2.

seems as if the chicken nugget sauce policy at burger king is of the highest order. only grand wizards have the ability of acquiring it. but fr. $.50 for extra sauce. not very chill

There is absolutely no way that everyone was kung fu fighting.

when spongebob said “you’re meow right bow would sound like music to me” in his hit ‘Gary’s Song’. i felt that.

Kids these days have no respect!

Kentucky QB/WR Lynn Bowden had issues with Virginia Tech pregame, and even punched a Tech player. Here’s what ESPN captured:

spent all day with my amazing gf. no time for twitter when ur in love. love u babe. can’t wait for next weekend. bring the mustard 😂 sorry just an inside joke we have. god i love her

💥💥💥💥💥 FINAL Purdue: 104 (17) Iowa: 68 Largest win in Purdue history vs. a ranked team.

people think i’m gonna change now just because i’m verified. well check this out boobs

did twitter really just take away my verification is it because i tweeted about boobs

this certainly didn’t age well

Maybe the two bros that were chilling in the hot tub were just practicing social distancing. let that sink in.

I would pay big money for a duct tape wallet rn

clearly saw her gamertag at the fortnite concert but still waited until after the show to message her “hey was that you at the show? with the default skin? i wanted to kiss you so bad lol”

lol

how many more hours til new Logic album drops?? really need this rn