Thank goodness for maths

My dog woke me up for apparently no reason, but it was clear now it was so I could read the good news from the US :)

“Sorry about the other stuff. Did you get the election I sent you? Are we good now?” -2020

We are over the moon that our amazing friend and colleague Dr Kylie Moore-Gilbert is on her way home after 804 days in prison in Iran. An innocent woman is finally free. Today is a very bright day in Australia indeed! 1/

Best news of the year

Well done Dara Conduit :)

‘Then You’ll Put Out A Nice Press Release Stepping Down As CEO,’ Whispers Rogue Fulfillment Bot Holding Bezos At Gunpoint bit.ly/3oEowGk

People in Afghanistan are worried about the Taliban taking away everything. Some Melbournians are furious that their premier doesn't let them to go Fountain Gate for a while so they don't catch a killer virus. #Melbourneprotest

Ahhh, I don't think so Google, don't be taking away my memes. #Android #Google

1347 French peasant: Bubonic Plague? More like BUBONIC FAKE. The government can’t tell me what to do *enters house with red x painted on the door and gets consumed by swarm of rats*

Construction *isn’t* following the rules. I can’t go on a walk locally during the week without passing one or more tradies not wearing a mask. What will it take for this sector, which is in or so close to our homes, to finally follow the rules like the rest of us? #covid19vic

Can ScoMo please learn how to say “nuclear” (it’s not “nucular”) when announcing you’re going to build submarines. Looks like Australia is having buyers regret with French made subs, Peugeot and Citroen owners can sympathise. #aukus

Daniel Andrews needs to end these earthquakes immediately.

I’m pretty sure the phrase is “avoid it like the plague” not “embrace or deny it like the plague”, don’t ruin it now Melbourne.

.City of Port Phillip you have approved the killing of one of the most significant trees in Balaclava, now we have a view of nothing and won't hear the birds that called it home, no notice or chance to protest. How does this happen when a Australian Greens councillor is deputy mayor Tim Baxter 🏳️‍🌈

What a joke that Metro Trains has three staff at parliament station checking for concession cards but no one checking for masks on trains for our safety. Great public service

The apocalypse is upon us. sbs.com.au/news/article/w…

The top 10 photos from last night’s solar storm & aurora borealis around the world. 1. Netherlands (Albert Dros)