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Dear Donald J. Trump - now you’ve taken out the socialist Venezuelan undemocratic PM, any chance you can pop over to the UK and do the same here? Keir Starmer is a complete cunt. Thanks muchly - Great Britain 🇬🇧

Troy Deeney on Amorim's sacking. "One of shock. I'm a big Amorim fan. He's done things wrong but he's tried to create a foundation for Man Utd to be long-term successful. Getting rid of Rashford, Garnacho. Player power overrule it." Dropping facts!

Kobbie Mainoo’s behavior and conduct that shall be remembered; Faking an injury in order not to play for the manager. Shouting at your manager internally for not being a regular starter. His family antics of wearing free Kobbie Mainoo shirt and his sister dropping a sarcastic

Tell you what, Mainoo better turn out to be this worldie everyone think he is cos right now I’m seeing another entitled little prick that’s some how come out of our academy with an ego his body can’t cash 🙄

Keir Starmer cares more about AI bikinis than the mass rape of young white girls by grooming gangs across Britain. Let that sink in.

I’m sorry if this offends anyone, but sometimes you just have to be told to stop being a wet wipe and get on with your life. PTSD because of a video you saw in Year 8 that gets you benefits at 18? No, mate. Grow up and stop mooching off the state.

Most politicians are just the actors on the stage. You don’t see the scriptwriters, directors and producers who control them.

I have been forensically digging through these asylum contracts, and one stands out to me. It is absolutely staggering. Please read on. £1,593,535,200 for 'Provision of Bridging Accommodation and Travel Services’ awarded to ‘Corporate Travel Management (North) Limited’.

Jornalista 🗣️: "é possível o Barcelona reverter um 4 a 0 contra o seu time no Camp Nou?" Diego Simeone 🎙️: “Eles não têm Cristiano Ronaldo.”

Bruno Fernandes officially becomes the third player in Manchester United history with 100+ goals & 100+ assists in all competitions (105 & 100). He did it in 318 appearances. For context; Leo Messi did it in 319 for Barcelona, Cristiano Ronaldo did it in 325 for Real Madrid.

The Premier League has 38 games. Not 36. Not 42. Thirty-eight. Every team plays the same number. No extensions. No bonus time. So I’m trying to understand Arsenal fans crying that Bruno shouldn’t win PFA because United are out of other competitions. Since when did the Premier

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: The NOTE that ROSENIOR gave to GARNACHO in the 85th min of the UCL loss to PSG has been REVEALED by a new video angle! 👀

Nothing to see here just the former head of Al Queda walking into No10 like he’s an honoured guest. 1 minute cutting people’s heads off. Next minute banging heads with the Prime Minister.

Bruno Fernandes is already a Premier League great, now on his way to cementing legend status. It is just another record for him to break, this is the pantheon in which he belongs in now. Aguero & Kane won it 7 times in 10 years. Salah 7 times in 11 years. Gerrard 6 times in 17

He should’ve just said he was coming to rape white women in London. They’d have given him a visa.

Pantomime

Apprenticeships died because schools convinced parents that their kids were too smart for manual labour. Now plumbers and builders retire as millionaires and grads with arty BAs deliver our lunches on Deliveroo and blame society

The second them lips don’t match on Netflix I turn it off so fast 😭

So it's an individual award, but Rice deserves it over Bruno because his team has won more games than Bruno's team, forgetting that Bruno this season has individually achieved what Rice can never dream of in his entire football career? Make it make sense.