I really want to believe this is true. But then again, white women voted for Trump in 2016. And white men did so even more. JFC.

Lots of you are fucking smart and funny, but I spend more time reading tweets from @behindyourback The Sassiest Semite @jordangerous and ellemoria than from anyone else on here. Just sayin’. You should follow them.

The money quote: "Pregnancy is a life-threatening event.... Someone who chooses to get pregnant, stay pregnant, and carry a fetus to delivery is legitimately choosing to risk their life to do it. Nobody else has the right to make anyone do that.”

Whatever you do, don’t believe the hotel desk clerk when she hands you “two complimentary bottles of water” and use it to make coffee in the room Keurig. Because, while clear like water, it may be berry electrolyte drink. That was a bad cup of coffee. Should have read the label.

Tonight Dobbs on South in Philly, our Hole tribute, All Violet, headlines. Onstage @ 11 sharp. In that spirit, I listened to rob harvilla go deep on Hole’s Live Through This LP on his podcast. Bonus: yasi salek is so great on that episode that now I’m hooked on her podcast. Hell yeah.

I will know that I have fully matured when I can purchase a suitable amount of food for one meal for myself at a Whole Foods hot/prepared-foods section rather than “a suitable amount x at least 1.5 if not 2.” No danger of maturity today. (Burp).

Last night w/the Sparklers at the Khyber Pass Pub in Philly, I got to wear my John Fetterman T-shirt onstage one more time before the upcoming (HUGE) election. No crudités were thrown at me, and I received quite a few compliments on the shirt. Clearly a Fetterman crowd. Go John!

OK Las Vegas Raiders, I’ve been with you since 1969 and I don’t say this easily, but it’s time to make some changes and the first one is firing this absolute loser of a head coach.

How John Fetterman did in 2022 in PA versus how Biden did in 2020, county by county. Really impressive, and it absolutely validates Fetterman’s “compete in every county” strategy. Noice!

Amazing.

Happy Thanksgiving to all the black sheep of the family who are going to have to explain yet another part of their personality to the dinner table today that is going to leave their mother wishing she’d gone harder on the prenatal vitamins with you. This is OUR day.

Bill Walton, absolutely ripped on shrooms, crying tears of joy: The basketball travels through the hoop…a beautiful orb birthed through an orange portal, guided by youthful athletic hands…amazing Other announcer: One more free throw coming up

Important soccer news.

Right on.

If you want the Raiders to fire Josh McDaniels RT this Las Vegas Raiders

Statistically speaking, Josh McDaniels isn’t just stupid; he’s uniquely stupid. Come on, Las Vegas Raiders…. #FireMcDaniels Source: Las Vegas Review Journal

Well, Josh McDaniels, starting Brian Hoyer over O’Connell is looking like your usual stroke of genius. How does he make the wrong decision every time, and when will the @raiders finally fire him?