i'm super flattered by this but for the record i, personally, have nothing against spain

they asked what music i wanted for my MRI (minor, it’s fine) and naturally i said “prince,” but the second i heard “dearly beloved…” i started laughing so hard they had to turn it off

i'm very grateful to amanda for this, and unfortunately i think she's right

hey Travis M Andrews included me in a rad piece on imma-fix-wolves digital revisionism a la beyoncé + lizzo + stranger things, so naturally i kept bringing up pearl jam washingtonpost.com/arts-entertain…

IDK man i thought the harry carey hologram looked fine

reminder of this special moment in time

i asked justin sayles if he thought i could emotionally handle watching nathan for you and/or the rehearsal and he just laughed and laughed

amanda is the best and this is truly awful; please help if you can

please respect my privacy at this time

You let me violate you
You let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you
The Addams Family