Not sure who needs to hear this but it’s a lot of you: tearing up your copy of the credit card receipt into a million little pieces for me to pick up literally prevents NOTHING. If I really wanted to do something shady with it, I can easily print another one. #serverlife

Anyone else ever been guilty of this? 🙋 #Waiters #ServerLife #LastOrders

"You are not lazy, unmotivated, or stuck. After years of living in survival mode, you are exhausted. There’s a difference." ~Nakeia Homer

This is especially true of folks in the US. bitchywaiter is funny , awesome & tells a lot of truths especially when it comes to the hospitality industry

Don't move tables at a restaurant. Leave them. You don't like THAT big top already prepared? You want to move these tables around at the other side of the store? Now you want to bitch they're wobbly and uneven? From being moved around, fuckface. Get the fuck out. #serverlife

First table of the day is 5 kids and 4 adults. FML. 😓

I am wondering here on Thanksgiving day...how many introverts told their extended families they were unvaccinated (whether they were or not) to be uninvited from the big family gathering?

Happy Thanksgiving Chefs!! Don’t work too hard!! #ThingsOnlychefsknow

Happy Thanksgiving to all my friends and followers! I hope everyone who had to work today/work Black Friday has a safe and asshole free day

#ovenandtap

Sending love to servers and bartenders who are going to take the blunt of complaints and have to serve 18 drinks per person at last call on NYE. But the government doesn’t care about them.....

John Leavitt 🌹 David Weigel Love her take on dying 🤗x.com/CBSSunday/stat…

5 servers on tonight with only 18 tables to seat. Please tell me why we can’t call 1-2 people off??? That’s not even a 4 table section for some and 4 of those are 2-top tables and 4 more are only 3 top tables. Please make it make sense?????

"No matter what happens I did get here and I did tell the truth." Johnny Depp

Despite all the bad days and mean people, I still believe in good days and kind people. Plus, there are always dogs.

The upside to annoying guests who come in with a Groupon: you’ll never see or deal with them again. They ONLY came in because they had a Groupon. #Bye #serverpoblems