If they're going to start channeling all the money into charter and private schools, let's open a whole bunch of godless, science and academic-based charter and private schools and get that funding! We just play by their rules.

Please help this coven get off the ground. A group of lesbian witches hexing Florida seems like our only hope at this point gofund.me/45f8fecd

Oklahomans right now:

We're literally arguing for our rights as autonomous living beings with grown ass adults who have imaginary friends and enemies. They have the psychological and emotional maturity of traumatized 3yr olds. They're scared of everything and respond to it all in a confused rage.

#Christians are trying to convince us we need to join their club of sexual predators, pedophiles, and sociopaths. Uh.......🤢🤮

If there is a god, it's me

The conservatives will wage war against anyone but pedophiles

I am so ready to cancel all my utilities

My power flickered and now my cable isn't working. This is pissing me the fuck off.

You can't handle shit if your basic needs aren't met

Men: destroy everything, rebuild, act like heroes

I fucking hate arugula

Never date a man in uniform