Listen. I’m raising kids. I think that makes me mentally strong. I shouldn’t be expected to exercise too.

Me: Be nice. 4-year-old: I can't. Me: Why not? 4: I don't want to.

My husband texted to let me know he unloaded the dishwasher. Like, ok guy. If I texted every task I did, it’d be a novel. Settle down.

Happy Monday.

Christmas movie tip. If you watch Die Hard straight after Love Actually, Alan Rickman will be punished for what he did to Emma Thompson.

YO! This is DANGEROUS and YEAH it SCARES ME! 😮 @DuoTranscend is BACK on America’s Got Talent on Monday! x.com/AGT/status/121…

I'm no quitter. I'll social-distance long after the virus is gone.

While Italy is on quarantine, the Italian Air Force flies a single jet, representing the virus, to meet other jets that stream the colors of the Italian flag while Pavoratti's Nessun Dorma that has the lyrics "we shall overcome" plays. Breathtaking. 🇮🇹❤️

Been homeschooling a 6-year old and 8-year old for one hour and 11 minutes. Teachers deserve to make a billion dollars a year. Or a week.

Remember last year when the worst thing was the game of thrones finale

Video conferencing from home, when you haven’t got a clue what you’re doing. #workingfromhome