The universe was created with a fixed number of gift bags. They are neither created nor destroyed

We’ve had 46 U.S. Presidents, and they’ve been indicted on a total of 71 felony counts. Here’s how it breaks down: 1-44: 0 45: 71 46: 0

everyone knows jokic got drafted during a taco bell commercial but did you know when he signed his max extension espn ran jusuf nurkic highlights

I don’t usually have a favorite child, but right now one is yelling “it’s not coffee time it’s not coffee time” at me and the other is not

On this day in 1991, Walter Becker joined Donald Fagen onstage at the Lone Star Roadhouse in New York City. The pair performed “Josie”, “Chain Lightning” and “Black Friday”, marking the first time since July 5, 1974 they performed Steely Dan songs together before a live audience.

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Sometimes I think about the time I asked my 4 year old where daddy was and he said he’s taking out the fucking trash.

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Dear Lord, Passengers on Delta are being tortured by a one song loop of Don’t Forget Me. Please make it stop! @delta

Occasionally I see a setting and hope to see a bird there--which rarely happens. But this week a stunning Northern Cardinal came to savor the berries of this bush in Central Park! Wowza!🥰🥰🥰#Cardinal #CentralPark #birdcpp

A Harris-Walz ticket would be a disaster for proper usage of apostrophes in this country.

There are more than a dozen people wearing “auto workers for Trump” shirts at this JD Vance event in Detroit this afternoon. Four of them have acknowledged they are not auto workers. detroitnews.com/story/news/pol…

Ace Bailey is playing some really great basketball the last few weeks. As I said the other day, he will go #3 in June… at least. Very much outplaying Dylan Harper tonight. #2 is still a competition.

SCOOP: The director of data science and engineering for USDS—which Elon Musk rebranded as the US DOGE Service—has resigned from her position. “I do not believe that DOGE can continue to deliver the work of USDS, based on their actions so far,” she said. wired.com/story/doge-eng…

Kevin Corinth, American Enterprise Institute Senior Fellow, is on Bloomberg laying out the case that the Trump regime's math on tariffs is totally fucked-up. These incompetent imbeciles are destroying the US economy with a formula that would flunk a middle school math exam. 😳

It took 6 years, 4200 hours and 720,000 photos for wildlife photographer Alan McFadyen to get this perfect shot of a Kingfisher diving straight into the water without a single splash.

This guy captures a giant ice column detached from Columbia Glacier and shoots 200 ft into the air 😳

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