The Groom at a traveller wedding waiting to walk down the aisle

4 consecutive sold out shows in Dublin now! Another announcement coming tomorrow😈

Selling two teletech festival tickets ! We all bought extras🥲 face value!

When your dealers fasting 🚱❄️

Why do teenage lads go around the gym in packs like there is no need for 12 of you to be sharing a squat rack

meeting the person who is training you at a new job is exactly like when a baby duck imprints on its mother. following them around clueless as shit. someone else will be like hey can you send this email and it’s like no i’m not sure i can. i’ve never done that without jeremy

The party don’t stop

HARD AND FAST 😈 We’ve just announced a massive triple headliner w/ the Influence crew. Tickets on sale Fri at 10am 🚨

Ryan Casey's victim impact statement asserts Ireland has lost its innocence, if a young woman can be cruelly murdered in broad daylight in 2022. Ireland lost its innocence a long time ago, if that's a basis underpinning the assertion. It would be a mistake to forget that. /1

POV: you’re on a first date with me

Heres your foreigner to get angry with. A foreign investment fund buying Irish property to rent out for profit. This is it here. Over here. This is what’s making the country unliveable. Here’s the thing to be furious about

7 beers deep standing outside waiting for someone to offer me a cigarette