Called my auntie earlier, "I'll call you back, just watching Peter Hannan and Rick Stein show", priorities eh 🙄😂

Whats the dearest pint of #Guinness you can get in #London? Bar I went to earlier was £8:46. I paid, had my pint and swiftly left. £8:46!!!!!!!! The nearest Spoons was £6:66 (I had a look on the app out of curiosity)

Fuck Cancer

Happy Morgan Day Morgan Day

𝗪𝗘 𝗖𝗔𝗡, 𝗪𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗟𝗟. The Sports Direct Women's Premiership is back! 🏟️ 🗓️ Full fixture list: tinyurl.com/6f3w5xyx

Delighted for Mo Ruddy long lost Spanish relatives born in 2000BC

For anyone that won a sweep on Spain winning, please consider donating to: nihospice.org/donate/ Thank you ❤️

So no Bank Holiday then? Wankers

England: losers. The rest of the UK: Literally couldn't a fuck 😕

Any chance of actually showing the Hertha BSC (EN) game Sky Sports rather than having it scheduled for tomorrow when the game is on right now

It was great once again to attend PMQs earlier today, even if you aren't into politics it's a great place to visit, even bumped into Jim Allister in the lobby who stopped and had a chat. Thanks to Joleen Connolly for sorting me out with a ticket Claire Hanna

AJ is one shit boxer nowadays. Time to hang up the gloves!

Today is World Mental Health Day, but every day we should talk about our mental health. As lonely as it feels when you’re struggling with your mental health, please know you’re not alone. #WorldMentalHealthDay #MentalHealth All On The Board

Is there anything worse than going to a football match and having someone behind you giving a running commentary of the game you are watching, the same person telling me to sit down 15 mins before a game starts because they can't see past me!!

I can't be the only person with a timeline full of bloody Temu adverts 🤬

Credit to NI Football League for tonights podcast recording, fantastic evening. Great panel and was great to hear some of the stories from years gone by David Kerr Neil Coleman Mark McIntosh Gerard Lawlor Paul McAreavey Aaron Agnew

FAO Sky TV customers, Virgin Media is working splendidly right now

Hey, Grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it is

Even though he doesn't drink alcohol, Trump spoke like he'd drank a bottle of Russias finest vodka during the meeting in that press conference, talk about blabbering on and speaking nonsense

People that listen to voice messages on loudspeaker whilst on the bus are wankers. The end.