Watch your six private! There might be a Dracula or an alien nearby

apes only hit the thriller when they’re in extreme emotional duress. fortunately I love ape and monkey suffering and pain

Telling myself that I’ll lock in tomorrow and I’m gonna chill out just for tonight every day until I die

This ain’t rimworld slime my job is e-mails

thats how we run shit in Alien City

How it feels to say yippee

They hit that shit too

Shooting the Grinch point blank in the back of the head three times on a city sidewalk but successfully eluding capture because the words “stink”, “stank”, “stunk” are etched on the shell casings and everyone kind of gets it

hearing from a reliable source that they tied the grinch up and cooked him like a christmas goose

one handed firing a tear gas launcher into the grinches sternum like that scene in terminator 2

No one says you’ve got a voice for radio anymore they say you’ve got a voice for asmr fromsoft lore videos now

need her so goddamned bad

some small monkeys from today

You Won't Be Able To Pat Your Head And Rub Your Tummy When Playing THIS Game