oh so now i’m the bad guy just bc i’m a piece of shit

You can claim you’re from nyc if you’re from waretown

a man with a savings account, deep down, doubts his ability to handle situations as they arise & needs to depend on another man (past self) to take care of him

This works

They want me to believe that restaurant guy is bruce springsteen

The concept of a woman drinking mountain dew

Im a beautiful mid

my ex broke up with me via text saying she couldn’t handle the pressures of dating a 200+ pound man with a secure attachment style who is a great cook and even better listener and not because i would get drunk and hit on her friends

Worms the new Ulm everyone knows this fr

r/mandelaeffect A band called “Andrew Jackson Jihad”?

The message of the Great Gatsby is to crash out over a girl and kill yourself. The author is telling you to do that directly in the book. That's the message of that book and many others too

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I just want to get on eu5

This is true and it’s good

Not sure haven’t figured out how to play yet

DL niggas always post they bitch after the gay allegations come out

What’s nine plus ten

There’s a type of fat only guys in nyc get

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Tracking exactly how many beers you drink in a given night can lead to disordered drinking. I prefer to just trust that my body knows what it needs and drink intuitively.