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Conservatives discover Undertale

It could all be so simple.

Once again, every accusation is a confession and as always, ACAB

cope

You won. No need to quit. Let's play runescape. Let's go on an adventure homie.

“We are striking Hamas military targets with surgical precision to minimize civilian casualties, because we aren’t savages like them. Also we surgically cut off water and power to one million children and surgically sprayed them all with the cancerous fire juice.”

Read this, then read it again, then make sure everyone you know reads it, too.

your kids could have had a normal jewish life in scarsdale but instead you raised them in a creepy ethnofortress where you get sunburned in 30 minutes and make tiktoks mocking the families you murdered

human shields are getting very clever, using a sort of sprawling donkey kong mine cart stage to hide beneath every hospital at the same time

The resistance is using recordings of children to bait and ambush the IDF... and its working.

Strong men pay taxes. Paid taxes create good times. Good times create weak men. Weak men hate taxes. Unpaid taxes create hard times. Hard times create strong men.

ROBIN: subterrannean semites, batman! the chabadniks are tunneling under the gotham bank! BATMAN: who could have put them up to this? [mitzvah tank door opens] [a man removes the most racist fake beard and nose imaginable] JOKER: shabbat shalom, boys! hahahahaha!

just bought the IP rights to golden eggs and drove that stupid goose out of the company. now to sit back and watch the money roll in

chess

trying to play peekaboo with my child but he’s an opponent of the Great Man theory of history: me: where’d daddy go? baby: structural forces have caused my father to disappear me: peekaboo! baby: as a result of long-run dynamics, my father has returned

"Eat ass, it is the only ethical consumption under capitalism" Seen in Heredia, Costa Rica

Big problem for Abundance/YIMBY liberal types is that they want to turn building more stuff into a political program by pitching positive sum arrangements to American swing voters, who are complete morons who think that anything non zero sum is a pyramid scheme (which they like)