'Eat ass, it is the only ethical consumption under capitalism'
Seen in Heredia, Costa Rica

the longer you’re gay the more absurd the concept of heterosexuality becomes to you

hundreds of women just casually admitting they basically have panic attacks b4 fucking men,,,, Okay

trying to play peekaboo with my child but he’s an opponent of the Great Man theory of history:

me: where’d daddy go?

baby: structural forces have caused my father to disappear

me: peekaboo!

baby: as a result of long-run dynamics, my father has returned

chess

just bought the IP rights to golden eggs and drove that stupid goose out of the company. now to sit back and watch the money roll in

ROBIN: subterrannean semites, batman! the chabadniks are tunneling under the gotham bank!

BATMAN: who could have put them up to this?

[mitzvah tank door opens] [a man removes the most racist fake beard and nose imaginable]

JOKER: shabbat shalom, boys! hahahahaha!

Strong men pay taxes. Paid taxes create good times. Good times create weak men. Weak men hate taxes. Unpaid taxes create hard times. Hard times create strong men.

17 yo convert: sigh, everything has been going downhill ever since the 7th ecumenical council of lateran saints said we have to be 10% less homophobic

actual catholic: father McHenry pulled a quick homily today so we could catch the eagles game haha. go birds

human shields are getting very clever, using a sort of sprawling donkey kong mine cart stage to hide beneath every hospital at the same time

your kids could have had a normal jewish life in scarsdale but instead you raised them in a creepy ethnofortress where you get sunburned in 30 minutes and make tiktoks mocking the families you murdered

Read this, then read it again, then make sure everyone you know reads it, too.

“We are striking Hamas military targets with surgical precision to minimize civilian casualties, because we aren’t savages like them. Also we surgically cut off water and power to one million children and surgically sprayed them all with the cancerous fire juice.”

You won. No need to quit. Let's play runescape. Let's go on an adventure homie.

cope

I am deceased. 🤣

It could all be so simple.

Conservatives discover Undertale