Can't like or retweet anything... 🤷‍♂️

Richard 😡

It was six years ago, and my mate, Pink, had just been told he was going to die. He accepted the news with a grace I can only marvel at, but he said he’d a list of things he’d still like to do. We sat in a pub one night and read it over. Eight things? Four months? Ok. Deal. 🧵

Let's all phone Ken Baker! Let's all phone Ken Baker! La, la la, la #newsnight

55’ | Ryan Edmonds has a shit palmed away! A good effort from a tight angle! Corby Town FC 3 - 0 SCTFC #COYR #ROYALS #OurTown

Hi St Joseph's Hospice, I believe you run this service? I don't think "how" a child is bereaved makes a difference as to whether or not their needs are met. Hope you agree. You understandably require £ to service additional provision - how much would a fundraising campaign for Vix need?

#isitok that Adam Hills sends links to malware sites? 😝😝 I do hope joshwiddicombe & @alex_brooker show him absolutely no mercy on Friday.

Fuck's sake. The bog roll's run out, so I've had to do that funny trousers-round-the-ankles waddle to get another one. Anyway, I'm almost at Morrison's

To be honest, if I had a spare £44bn to deliberately piss up against a wall for shits & giggles, I'd have hoped someone would arrange an intervention for me, even if it was to make the process at least somewhat entertaining. It appears that no-one gives a fuck about Elon Musk.

The sheer goodness of #SineadOConner captured here in a remarkable letter. 👏

#bbcqt - Matthew Syed peaked in life when he hit a ping pong ball past his opponent. Not when spouting ill considered guff on the telly.

𝗔𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀, 𝗶𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗲 𝗼𝗯𝘃𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗽𝗲, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁. Check in on those around you. #WorldMentalHealthDay | #YouAreNotAlone | Samaritans

Probably the only thing more stupid than being a vocal wolves fan in the #wba end during a derby match is being that quarterwit who is so offended by this that they chose to be violent.

Scotland

Antonio Rudiger now Scotland’s joint top scorer in tournament football in the last 25 years

The prosecution rests m'lud.

#TOTP The artist formally known as Prince

To study the initial construction phase?