every politics tweet on here now is like "trump signs executive order shutting down electrical grid" and all the replies under it are just thank you jesus we have prayed for this

Ravens: we think trans people are icky and ruining sports :( Orioles:

i haven’t played clarinet in 10+ years but i do still have a fear that my chapstick has somehow become cork grease

“would you believe this video is completely AI generated?” yeah for sure it looks like shit

just letting everyone know that i’ll be turning evil soon and it sucks but it has to happen

Hey dude, LOVING the AI art. Have you considered killing yourself?

last month of grad school is a game of chicken between me and the “withdraw from course” button

Gone but not forgotten

sometimes i forget that people joined the war against landlords on the side of the landlord

nothing more satisfying than getting your mom and sister on the group facetime and getting to open with “I WAS RIGHT”

when i first heard someone talk about their ‘rainbow baby’ i was really confused how they already knew their newborn was gay

going out of town can anyone do my sc streaks?

“why is it 90 degrees in october?” bc you can’t make your grocery list without using chatgpt.

living in the city means googling fun new things like “how to send mail without mailbox”

‘defund the police’ doesn’t mean cops get $0 it means they get $2.75 billion instead of $3.3 billion and the difference gets spent on mental healthcare professionals who will help you without shooting your dog.

Methodology

leaked texts from the gc of connor and sara getting us through tnf