emily may It’s like that parable in Matthew. “There was once a woman who had ten silver coins and lost one. And I mean, she was a stunner. An absolute knock-out. Everything was in the right place. Except her coin …”

i am an evangelical thought leader, i rarely have affairs because i have never seen my wife naked, when other women take off their clothes at stoplights and restaurants to seduce me, i simply say "i'm sorry, i don't know what any of that is"

Found a new Maximum Fun HQ podcast for my fellow insomniacs podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sle…

The tweet that comes in as my three kids drive to high school. Metro Schools

I wonder if Gov. Bill Lee has ever heard of the movie Footloose.

If NashSevereWx says, “I’d stay up for this,” imma stay up for this.

HAPPENING NOW… clergy sit-in at Speaker Speaker Cameron Sexton’s office…

Ummm. Is Rep Lamberth an auctioneer? #TNGovt #standwiththetennesseethree

Rep. Justin Jones, one of three Democrats up for expulsion for participating in a gun control protest in the Tennessee legislature, was questioned by Rep. Johnny Garrett whether his actions were disruptive. This was Jones' response. bit.ly/3zD7Jvb

This nation was built on peaceful protest. No elected official should lose their job simply for raising their voice – especially when they’re doing it on behalf of our children.

Can we get some clarification on this typo Tennessee House of Representatives Justin J. Pearson Rep. Justin Jones #tennesseethree

If jason's old account’s *songs* reach out and punch you in the heart strings and the tear ducts, then by all means, do not watch his documentary.

I will be at the Metro Courthouse today at 4:00 to show my support for ⁦⁦Rep. Justin Jones⁩ as the Metro Council votes to re-instate him. I hope to see lots of you there, too. I stand with #TN3 and hope you will, too. Our statehouse needs to see Democracy is action!

WATCH: “Stop using God to justify your bigotry.” Wasting no time getting back to work, reinstated Reps Rep. Justin Jones & Justin J. Pearson powerfully called out RepJohnRagan’s bill to to censor “divisive concepts” at Tennessee’s colleges.

Republicans have now put a rule in place to be able to object to anything Rep. Justin Jones& Justin J. Pearson say they don’t like. Then they can all vote to cut them off. Don’t turn away. Democracy is being strangled to death here in Tennessee. Fascism reigns. 🇺🇸

Someone in my mentions was stunned that weaponized incompetence "is a real thing". Understandable. This is a new term for an old behavior. But for fun, as a treat, how about we share our most absurd experiences of weaponized incompetence.

🏳️‍⚧️ INBOX: We’re being told Vanderbilt Vanderbilt Health has sent emails👇🏽that they “regret” to inform people they’re being required to release records of any trans person on a state-sponsored insurance plan to the attorney general TN Attorney General “in response to a civil investigation”

I bought a giant tumbler that feels nice in my hand and is pleasant to drink from and I have bought approximately 192 water bottles, but I swear i am 500% more hydrated since getting this one.

I can’t think of anything more patriotic to do at 9pm on 4 July than watch Huy Hoang

Well, Mr. Speaker, the People have spoken. The FIND OUT era of politics is just beginning. See you August 21st for special session.