Swag Enabler i’m from whoville and i say kill the grinch

Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up. Batman Begin

Grinch: I would like to buy a dog Pet store employee: ok are you a guy? Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla Pet store employee: That is fine. Grinch: A green gorilla Employee: Doesn’t matter

If we’re lucky and if we have the spirit and gumption and our souls are aimed towards virtue one of the upcoming generations. Maybe beta. They will destroy the Phone. If all goes well I will be dying in hospice care as the last Phone is cast down into the pit of an active volcano

What the hell man...

Last day of work for the year 😤

Nearly forgot to do my xmas name 😓

went for my first manicure this evening and got some french tips

This song is so wild because she's singing about enticing men with her sexy belly dancing and he's rapping about latin americans & carribbeans uniting to stand strong against the CIA

nothings $7 these day. now everythings 13 dollats

saying 6 7 to my grandkids and they start beating me to death with a new kind of hammer they invented called Hammer 2

[first day as a shepherd] boss: where are you going? me: [pointing] star boss: what? why me: [shrugging] baby

Ol' bug eye

The most accurate drawing of the year. I love the attention to detail on the new 2021+ vehicle. Very good depiction.

[while my wife opens up her christmas present] remember when you said we needed milk

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We are the granddaughters of the grandmas you couldn’t run over with reindeers

reminder that if you jerk off tomorrow on christmas y ou are the bastard of earth.