Word of Christmas Day, always, is ‘confelicity’: joy in the happiness of others. Wishing everyone confelicity aplenty today.

‘Yule-hole’ (19th century Scots): the loosest notch in your belt that you must resort to after excessive eating and drinking.

My views on today’s Levelling Up Fund announcement👇🏻

Spot on and agreed! 🎾 👍🏻 Andy Murray absolutely bloody brilliant 💪🏻

"It makes no sense at all" Not the first time Andy Murray has defied logic 🤯 🎥 @eurosport

Absolutely fantastic from Rory 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 🏆 ⛳️ x.com/skysportsgolf/…

The final countdown begins. Watch the #HappyValley finale on #iPlayer tonight from 9pm.

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This a fabulous, insightful, moving and uplifting programme. Thank you Chris Packham BBC Two

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God bless you Ken 🙏🏻 I’ll certainly be tuning in next week, and especially next Friday. We will miss you.

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What if there’s a real emergency at 3pm today?

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