Imagine being an olympic gold medalist in america struggling to pay rent and ur rival in asia has a mansion and a car and free food for the rest of their life 😭😭😭😭😭

Australian breakdancer ‘Raygun’ is being accused of ‘rigging’ her way to the 2024 Olympics 😳 A thread 🧵

Kicks for those who you haven’t seen it, here’s 2 minutes of the one and only Raygun breakdancing 💀

CNN:

Still trying to understand how a life insurance Ad can deliver one of the most important life lessons.

Zero pick pocket attempts in europe so far. Do my pockets not look abundant? Am I not immersed in the moment? Humiliating.

A dog friendly pub called “Barley and Me”

“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research thanks

I cannot believe I got selected to apply for a Venmo credit card. Things are really starting to turn around for me

ever since i was young kid i knew i wanted to live paycheck to paycheck

(Loudly at cvs) so basically fuck walgreen’s right

Hawk o the mornin tuah

what a freaking year. and to top it all off, I got invited to apply for the venmo credit card.

I don’t understand why I can’t find a girlfriend. I have a good job where I’m my own boss. I own a boat. I have lots of friends. I have a peg leg and an eye patch and a hook for a hand

dude we’re counting our chickens before they hatch tonight if you want to pull up

elon musk will explode one tesla cybertruck per day until trump lets him kiss him

dude we’re beating around the bush later if you want to pull up