WhatsApp messages from your Dutch electrician be like: late to-day, fifteen minutes. i've been beaten the shit out of

Picard: Data. Crash the ship and destroy the ship Data: Aye captain. (entire frame rotates to face down, falling whistle begins)

someone’s been rooting around in the snow……it’s as plain as the snout on your face! 😄

zoo snoozers (bronx edition)

vote community note UNHELPFUL #pigsarepeople #pigsarehumanbeings

📅 26th November 2025 🏷️ Instagram/rosiesfarmsanctuary 💕 #animaloftheday

my review of Hamnet is up! you can't begrudge anyone their emotional reaction to a film, but i found it programmatic to a fault, condescendingly mechanical in its emotional beats, and shockingly disdainful towards the greatest work of English literature api.omarshehata.me/substack-proxy…

It's Friday and we are so ready for a good nap, just like our female Malayan tapir calf 'Nyawa'. 💤 #YourZooYYC #WatermelonBabyYYC

Often in this life you got to say wow at a gorgeous and beautiful woman

my review of Marty Supreme is up! it's undeniable, irresistible entertainment, but only some of it lingers past the immediate Safdiean roller coaster: api.omarshehata.me/substack-proxy…

Merrychippus!

Think about Comet. You can see the antlers. Think about Donner. You can hear the sleigh bells. Think about Rudolph. You can see the imagery. Red nose. Fog. Close your eyes now and do it with Blitzen. I don't see anything.

pitt starting five PG: Dana (old school floor generals) SG: Mohan (stays in one place, lethal catch and shoot) SF: Santos (crafty, versatile, stat padder) PF: McKay (lockdown defender, bruising screener) C: Abbott (emotional rock, gets last pass) 6M: Whitaker (spark off bench)

my review of The Bone Temple is up! wish so badly i had liked it more, and following up my favorite film of last year was never going to be easy, but it let me down in almost every conceivable way: api.omarshehata.me/substack-proxy…

おはようございます。 #カピバラ #袖ヶ浦ふれあいどうぶつ縁

This goes crazy, disliking it is a sign of an essential weakness of character

me: i love to inhale ancient spores. i love getting my head bounced off cement. Guy who just followed me: I seriously doubt you enjoy that