Okay so I guess

Bernadette Peters stuns in new photos

i’m sorry miss jackson /: i am fr

Look what I made today! ✨

cooking for myself: awful, a chore, humiliating cooking for someone else: pure fulfillment, joy, finally life has meaning

me sending him on a noble quest to retrieve my water

oh you’re in a relationship? which one of you has haunting nighttime anxiety where you contemplate the world and death and your ultimate purpose and which one of you falls asleep in 10 seconds

This is the one for me

you stay in bed for an extra hour, dozing as you listen to rain against the window

i’ve seen the best minds of our generation play stardew valley for 6 hours straight

I...I drank coffee today and didn't want to vomit 🥹 Nature is healing 🍁

Y'all ever just weep inconsolably to TSwift in the middle of the night? Just me? Coolcoolcool 🥲👍

you add sage to browned butter and drizzle the sauce over your roast potatoes

Swear to God my child just pitch-matched with Sara Bareilles' Song Association video for ELLE Magazine (US) and I am so proud ❤️🎉

Hats on cats (and dogs)

i cannot stop spending money. I am the primary breadloser of my household

Why she already got that stank face tho

you rest by the river

Hex Girls but it's them