When them lil bitches start sellin cookies again?

who is keeping chips ahoy in business

ah I’d love to but i’m pretty booked up this winter

if you don’t like pickles on your sandwich, grow up

“i’m on my A game right now” -me on my C or D game at best

bro idc if im 25 if i fall asleep in your car it’s your responsibility to carry me to bed and give me a kiss goodnight

988 can save lives.

there is a little roomba in my brain bonking into the corner again and again instead of going around and cleaning up the bad thoughts

Micaela DeSimone knew she wanted to be a teacher from an early age. Now, she's leaving her job because she's "at the point where my mental and physical health can't sustain this profession anymore." "I'm mourning the loss of a life I expected," she says. #BriefButSpectacular

Life is so beautiful and precious after two cocktails & an appetizer

we’re already six months into 2023 in case any of you were having a good day

Please don’t text me I’m watching videos of glass bottles rolling down the stairs

1:15pm Weather Update: Hot, humid, sweating, gross, etc.

this is what love looks like btw

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I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

Why’s there always one sunflower seed that tastes like straight poison

I still think Kamala should go on Hot Ones because then Trump would have to and it would literally kill him