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Dan Patronilo

@danpatronilo

Surf | Bass | Gonzo

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My son finally went down for a nap and I had to cut vocal tracks so I took the portable rig and did them in my car in the Vons parking lot down the street. Only two people knocked on my window to ask if I was okay for screaming alone in the parking lot.

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My wife asked if I wanted to spend this rainy day sorting and archiving our vinyl alphabetically. Suck it Rob Gordon. This is a much less sad experience than your “autobiographically” endeavor.

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Years ago I was a stage hand for #ClorisLeachman’s memoir release/signing at San Marino Library. She poked fun at me on stage in front of everyone for setting her mic wrong. Wonderful sense of humor. She turned my tech shame into a moment I’ll never forget. RIP Frau Blücher.

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Got promoted. My son puked on me. My wife gave me this sweet Zippo. And the gophers are back. My son also can throw a ball. The cat can open doors now. So much news in a day. Life’s wild as hell.

Got promoted. My son puked on me. My wife gave me this sweet Zippo. And the gophers are back. My son also can throw a ball. The cat can open doors now. So much news in a day. Life’s wild as hell.
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After four months of saying “I’ll clean the garage next weekend”, I finally did. Now my wife knows what “next weekend” really means.

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British Antiques Roadshow gives me anxiety when they handle the artifacts with their bare hands. At least the American version has appraisers who use the little wand/pointer thing. Why would you stick your finger in a painting or sit in a 17th century chair??