this will never not be funny

when i was planning my life out at 13 i really didn’t account for the crash of the economy

me & my friends meeting up to talk about how we aren’t the issue

I’m not Palestinian I just consider a crime against the whole humanity to murder nearly 40,000 civilians. Is it really so wrong to feel like that? Am I really being political just for defending humanity? You don't have to be Palestinian to support Gaza. You just have to be Human

when god closes a door i crawl in through the dog door

First they starve people, then they shoot at them when they desperately run towards food.

this applies to things like pizza toppings, not human rights btw

don’t ever think it can’t happen to you

This is the type of professional feedback I need (bf watched me teach for 20 mins)

stanley cups: a thread

dont ever get on an elevated surface unless youre ready to give a performance

I’m actually gifted at sleeping. I actually never cease to impress myself. If they ever have awards for sleeping, make sure they know about me.