Every time I've gone to the pharmacy for a prescription it feels like it's the first day for everyone who works there and also for the concept of a pharmacy.

Oh hi!

Oh where oh where has my collagen GONE?!?!

Mornin

Go ahead and put that Christmas tree up. Nothing makes sense anyways

Do you guys know how much you can fuck around with out finding a single thing out?

Some days man…. fuuuuuuuuccckkk

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The way he crossed his arms and looked at the camera, that look SERVEDDDD

Saw the washing machine only had 6 minutes left so I decided to wait in the basement until it was done. That was 4 hours ago.

Nothing brings a neighborhood together like the cops showing up at someone else’s house

A little boy was putting hands on my 7 year old daughter. I told her, if she tries to resolve it verbally and the kid continues to put hands on her; swing back. So she did. 3 times. When asked why she didn’t walk away she said, and I quote: ‘When ya gotta fight, ya gotta fight.’

Huge day for astrology accounts who don’t have to split up the signs into two posts anymore

Mornin

I have no fucking clue what a brat summer is

Go to IG so you can see my life flash before YOUR very eyes

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I might look like I’m fine, but deep down I have to pee again

It’s 3:08 in the afternoon on a Friday and I already have my PJs on….