Earthworms screaming as I slam another cartridge of them into my biofuel rifle

Our activists out here using chalk </3 someone tell them about paint

bro obviously not drawing the sigil isn't an option its getting drawn

It’s like shooting crackers in a barrel

Hallucinated ghosts made from the last bit of water in an aquifer: don’t you miss the worst decade that ever happened?

Decided to take a few minutes to save myself a few hours. No more sitting in the car holding up orders so that I can write out the same text 30 times a day.

my friend is a teacher and he said the texas phone ban is working at his school although now he says the kids are all gambling with dice

You're such a fucking ho — I 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 it! ✨

every once in a while we take a random fan and juice them

Post apocalyptic survivor holding a rifle: "Did you just say Ay, caramba?" Me trying to hide the Simpson virus symptoms:

No one's ready for the discussion into why vintage lan parties are all counter strike and never valorant

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John Brown was going around slicing slavers’ heads off with sword. He was playing Morrowind irl

I love speaking over people and denying their lived experiences

Owning a dog really puts into perspective how unorthodox Brian’s relationship with Peter and the rest of the Griffin family is.

(sobbing uncontrollably, its really undignified) ill never get to be on a Team, or a Squad, or part of a Unit, or even a Force...

(aggressively interrogating someone) it's a simple question. answer me. what's the true nature of consciousness

Power