To hell with the red wine, pour me some moonshine

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I never want to leave ‘one finger wave’ country

I love open bar weddings

A how-to on supporting your local favorite craft breweries. 1. Buy as much craft beer as fiscally possible 2. Consume it all with the help of your friends and family 3. Eat delicious food 4. Ignore your scale 5. Wait until payday 6. Repeat

Watching the sun rise is a lot cooler when you aren’t doing it on your way to work.

Ragweed pollen is kicking my ass

Do y'all really hate capitalism or do you hate seeing people doing better than you in a capitalist system?

Not pointing fingers or anything but people weren’t trying to violently overthrow the US federal government while Turnpike was still putting out albums

Red wine with meat White wine with fish Box wine with breakfast burritos Everybody knows the rules

Salt and pepper shakers should be sold in sets of three One for salt, one for pepper, and one for Lawry’s seasoning salt

If this is true thank you god. #Noem2024

If we play "7 & 7" at 7:00 on 7/7 will Turnpike come back?

If you do anything today, READ THIS.

Someday, someone much smarter than me should figure out a flatbed fuel fill that doesn’t require nozzle acrobatics.

Whoever wrote the dreaming of a white Christmas song obviously didn’t have cows out on corn stalks

We at Samuelson Cattle Company proudly introduce our standout consignment to the March 22nd Big Iron Bull Sale, SAMU Rewind 188J. Contact myself or Rudy Pooch for more information.