PM scape goats someone to save himself in least surprising bit of news ever: theguardian.com/politics/2022/…

That's the bunting up!

Exercising and the Grand Prix - boom that's multi tasking right there #f1 #BakuGP

i think i have just achieved peak tragic. i just said 'hey' to the robot vacuum as i passed it in the hallway

I just went to market in Marbella. My mum wore a jumper. She is from Finland. How does she think 25 degrees is cold 😳😜 #Finn #Marbella #spain

X’s Grok AI sounds super interesting and definitely something I want to try. But I’m not sure how I feel about having a bluetick and all the baggage that brings with it - especially when I’m hardly an active poster. Much more of a consumer of info. #GrokAI #bluetick #ai

This camera is honestly so cool. It’s a total game changer!!! #globalshutter #sony #a9III now what body part can I sell?? 🫣

I’ve been having hella fun with GPTs and this is absolutely savage #openai #chatgpt #grok

I know there’s a lot going on in the world but how is no one talking about the state of emergency in Iceland right now. Absolutely terrifying earthquake/imminent volcanic eruption

Nothing says change and future like .... David Cameron. It's as if they want the people to sing "you've had 13 years!"

Anyone else get the feeling that this government is asking ChatGPT what to do next and for some reason it’s decided past PMs might be an idea #ToriesOut #GeneralElectionNow

This can't be real. Ishares XRP Trust registered in Delaware?

So in Sunak's new Cabinet we have: - Environment Sec married to the exec of sewage-pumping water firm - Health Sec in charge of obesity married to CEO of major sugar firm - Foreign Sec tainted by Greensill lobbying scandal & isn't even an MP Sounds like "common sense" to me...

THIS IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF BS WE ALWAYS SEE FROM THIS TERRIBLE EXCUSE FOR A GOVERNMENT. PLEASE DON’T FALL FOR IT!! Jeremy Hunt vows to show UK is on the ‘path to a lower tax economy’ via Financial Times on.ft.com/49LFuLy

I am so tired this morning - I meditated and then fell asleep and had a little nappy nap. #oldage #powernap

Goodfellas is a Christmas movie change my mind

the year is 2030. the climate has collapsed. a polar Britain has descended into war. forces loyal to Keir Starmer control approximately one third of the country: elsewhere, chaos reigns.

I just asked ChatGPT to help me with some Easter egg hunt clues. My reliance on AI knows no bounds 😱 #chatgpt #riseofthemachines #skynet