Not bad but I would have gone with SUPER CALAIS TRAGIC CHRISTMAS BREXIT THREAT: ATROCIOUS!

Dust off your bum shields & start pooping cubes because it’s.... WORLD WOMBAT DAY!!!

I have had a few enquiries about my pollution verse. Here’s the finished effort in full:

In a fishing village five hours north of Glasgow and there’s a third wave coffee shop run by Australians. These people are like 17th century Jesuit missionaries at this point.

It begins… 📸: South Street Studio

Word of the day is ‘circumbendibus’ (17th century): an answer or argument so convoluted and evasive that it isn’t really an answer at all.

Saw this and it made me stop and think. Why have I not thought about it like this - so simple. Water is water

Underpass mural in Glenrothes. (2021) Pic: Rachel Webster.

Will be checking out every rock when out walking bow! Russian Military Rolls Out ‘Spy Rock’ Robot themoscowtimes.com/2021/11/29/rus…

Vampire's Kiss (1988) - IMDb - m.imdb.com/title/tt009857… Caitlin Moran Nicolas Cage as a vampire in 1988

Sinusitis?

Catching up on Mark Steel's in Town. Think Jedburgh's a potential Mark Steel

OMG A Spaniard, playing a Cuban? Madness! Please please please god can't it all just please fuck off fuck off fuck off?

In Sonning we’ve had it “up to here” with sewage being dumped in rivers Feargal Sharkey The Rivers Trust Thames Water 💧 Thames Rivers Trust BBO Wildlife Trust CIWEM Surfers Against Sewage

The bee tree 🐝

Downing Street officials offered to waive restrictions on mourners for Prince Philip’s funeral. The Queen refused, on the grounds she wanted to set an example rather than be an exception to the rules. So they threw two parties instead. Full story in the brand new Private Eye.

Good morning to this echidna, the best kind of Tasmanian