Keep seeing tik toks of parents complaining that the “girl” toddler shorts are way shorter than the “boy” toddler shorts and parent hack: you can just buy the “boy” shorts for your daughter, like they don’t enforce it

3 weeks until wedding day... I still don't know what the table decor will be, but I'm obsessed with the typography I chose. Signs you may be in PR/Marketing.

Are there any freelancers in my network interested in picking up a Dallas small business looking to improve their web presence? I was approached but don't have the capacity for it and would love to refer them to someone I know.

Now sure I may hit a curb now and then while driving, but I can parallel park like a mf. 💪

My brain is such a POS. I just had 100 people travel to the middle of nowhere to watch me get married and my brain is still like "everyone hates you, people only came because they felt bad for you, you should be embarrassed that you think that many people like you."

Insanely jealous of other women who have mom-friends living nearby. It's hard out here.

idk man i know we hate rich people but i think if you’re laughing at the idea of any non-evil person dying perhaps the most nightmarish death imaginable, it may be time to log off for a little

My daughter looks for sticks in the yard and then will take them to the dogs, making sure each has one. If the dog doesn't take it, she'll go find them another/better stick. 🥹

Hello OC Sheriff, CA I am asking that you please take the time to reconsider all the evidence in the murder of Erica Alonso. Her killer is still free, and it's clear that one individual is responsible. The disposal of her body was intentional, and justice must be served! Pls RT!

My go-to order at our normal brunch spot is called Farmhouse Basic. Yesterday our waiter brought the food and said "alright, who's Farmhouse basic?" I said, me. I'm Farmhouse basic. And I can't stop thinking about it.

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Maybe I've just not read alot recently, or maybe I've ended up in the wrong group of authors, but I really would like to enjoy a story without a disgustingly detailed description of a SA. Some things can be implied.

aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

If you think you might move soon I have some advice... 1. Take extra PTO 2. Don't schedule it under an excessive heat advisory in TX 3. Make sure you stay consistent on your meds 4. Avoid the full moon 5. If you don't have friends, hire help ... this has been a nightmare.

This is very important... anyone know when they stop selling the peppermint shakes at Chick-fil-A, Inc.? I've been craving one all season, but have been denying myself the ✨️little treats✨️I deserve and now its down to the wire.

My husband is reading our daughter book about trucks and machines... then I hear "when you grow up you can be forklift certified like mom and dad." 😅🫶