“you’d boo jesus christ if he played for the opposing team” he’ll i’d boo jesus christ if he played for MY team and was playing really poorly

new pack alert reaction unlocked gonna save this for when big yahoo goes

Saw an Indian guy going for a run in jeans and a collared shirt. Truly just built in a way I will never understand.

shopping at Walmart in early 2000s

I went into Dollar General wearing a button-down shirt and chinos to buy a wine opener. It didn’t have a price so the cashier got on the PA and said, “I need a price check on a wine opener. It’s for the king of England.”

Anyone who voted to install spyware inside of our vehicles should be removed from Congress. This is tyranny.

interesting to note that if you were to spray poison on the homes and water supply of bayer executives you'd probably go to prison

They have finally started smoking the cocaine

Cade Cunningham with the season on the line: 7-23 FG 3-11 3P 8 Turnovers

Got her ass

Housing price has increased 261% since 1983, per CNBC

fuck my life. the local bridge troll just found out about toll booths. he’s set up on the interstate stopping each car until they answer his riddles. traffic is absolutely fucked im gonna be so late to work dude god dammit

"First-time home buying plunges to record low as baby boomers prevent younger Americans from ever owning," per NYP.

Add it to the list of B-plots we just do not have time for this right now

Thomas Massie just delivered an urgent call to action: “Americans are under attack by a German company.” Bayer-Monsanto. “People this week should be calling their congressmen … and saying, take the glyphosate immunity out of the Farm Bill.” “It’s poison.” “This

Future wrote "codeine crazy," "march madness," and "drunk in love." It's probably him and Bob Dylan for best living songwriter

me at a party: this song was on the SmackDown vs. Raw 2007 soundtrack