I don’t know how to explain to people that the democrats aren’t going to save them like we have to take care of each other like things aren’t “about to get bad” things have BEEN bad you just didn’t notice because they weren’t affecting you, things are about to get even worse

me age 13: been getting really into vampires lately me age 18: i can’t remember the last time i’ve felt genuine happiness me age 26: been getting really into vampires lately

Izzy Roland I would die for you

Today is my best day

I can’t even have ONE THING

I’m not saying this is on purpose but it would be extremely funny if it was

Paul Blart Mall Cop 3 should be rated R

in retrospect, incredible tweet

Contestants at the UnitedHealthcare CEO shooter lookalike contest in New York.

My TikTok is back. I feel like all the Americans are walking back into the room like an America’s Next Top Model reunion as the villain returning.

Crazy to see people forget who proposed the TikTok ban in the first place

"It wasn't a seig heil" Hey man, I'm gonna be honest. I get that it's possible that you're that stupid, but I'm not.