I could probably handle this

“Mirror Deep” off the new Neurosis got me moving like Vader in NJPW

Punchbag deserve whatever TikTok-virality they end up getting this summer

I think if recent events have taught me anything, it’s that I’m best off solely trying to make an extra $2000 and eating the candy that makes you extremely sick every 6 months

Listening to Ladytron but being very normal about it

Eating The Lemon while wearing The Garment

After 21 years I may have finally successfully imported the DualDisc version of Talking Heads - Naked from the Brick box set into iTunes

Veronica Mars villain

Decadent chocolate from Aldi is a proven way to learn a valuable lesson about shitting your pants

No way I have the reach for this message to matter, but if anyone wants to see Converge and Poison the Well at Knockdown Center tonight for free, I have an extra ticket

To the guys at Knockdown Center during Converge who didn’t notice the gushing broken nose behind you but were emasculated because I was pushing the pit open for that person and you could do nothing about it: you were right to feel threatened by me! Have fun,

You guys are all seeing the many many turkey vultures casting dark forms in the sky lately, too, right?