It takes real dedication to be J.D. Vance

“It’s the people that surround her, they’re scum and they want to take down our country. They are absolute garbage.” - Donald Trump, 9/7/24

If you were going to choose a metaphor for the 2024 Republican Party, a garbage truck chauffeuring around a billionaire traveling around in circles and going nowhere, all for a photo op, is pretty spot on.

Get in losers we’re going losing.

Exactly...

We are having a Halloween Costume Competition in work today. 1st prize is an extra day’s holiday so I’m really going for it. #halloween2024 #halloweencostume #DonaldTrump 🥇🏆🥇🏆🥇🏆🥇🏆🥇🏆🥇🏆🥇

oh fuck

President Biden should resign as an act of protest tomorrow so Kamala Harris could be sworn in as the first female president until January. That would make Trump 48 and ruin that stupid hat of his. Can we get this trending.

Why are trump supporters getting so mad that we say that we hope everything that they voted for happens to them? Why is that a threat? YOU VOTED FOR IT WHY ARE YOU MAD? I hope everything that you voted for happens to you PERSONALLY. Why you mad boo?

I thought Paula Deen was done?

In December 2017, Congress voted on a bill to combat human sex trafficking. The bill passed the Senate unanimously. The bill passed the House, 418 to 1. The 1 "no" vote was Matt Gaetz.

The First Lady Elonia is fat, can’t jump, has hair plugs and has had jawline gender affirming surgery. Your move fat boy.

trump does not have a mandate. His margin of victory is itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny, super small. One of the smallest in HISTORY. Smaller than President Biden's. Smaller than President Obama's. Smaller than Bush's. TINY.

Matt Gaetz withdrew as AG - because he has something to hide Matt Gaetz resigned from the House - because he has something to hide Matt Gaetz begged Trump for a pardon - because he has something to hide Release the ENTIRE Gaetz report - the American people deserve to know

Dear Senators: Ask Pam Bondi about her $25,000 donation from Trump in 2013 — right when her office decided NOT to prosecute Trump University. If she doesn’t give a good enough answer, ask more questions. xoxo Tristan Snell Fmr. New York Asst AG who prosecuted Trump University

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In the spirit of Thanksgiving it would be a shame if #SweetPotatoHitler started trending today

Identify this racist who verbally assaulted a family on a United Airlines shuttle (link in thread). If she has a job, let's make sure she doesn't for long. I'm tired of giving people like this grace. It's one thing to make a stupid remark and regret it. She doesn't. Wreck her.

Oh dear