While women these days are out cheating or partying, I’m at home knitting my husband a pee pad so that he doesn’t have to get up for the toilet in the middle of gaming.

Bring back when women acted like wives.

balls hanging out with the penis after a circumcision

my kbbq grill was such a good girl i had to give a little something back

it’s like a 12 year old trying their hardest to be the class clown

i’m actually shaking. this man came up to me with those note and said if my cocky doesn’t go boing boing he will harm my family. who wants to help me? im seriously terrified right now.

Quick and dirty! But that bubble butt bothered me enough. #Fallout OnPrime #Fallout

i can’t imagine how marge is feeling right now 😟🩷

Look at how serious and bitter she is

You can’t have these types of dates with women under 25, they’re too goofy

bro doesn’t know i literally graduated from CUM 😭😭😭

I went to my surgeons office and said “make me anti-woke”. A few hours later I woke up with these woke fighting breasts. Now we just wait for the libs to get mad 🤣