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Joshua Pollert

@j12pollert

Rated below average in 9 out of 10 categories. Pronoun: y’all

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calendar_today04-06-2012 18:27:02

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I’ve now experienced firsthand the terror of smashing a spider only to have it burst into a million small angry spiders...then woke up my entire family at 5 am when I tried to vacuum all the little rapscallions. I’m at my wit’s end

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Elderly cashier lady looking at my ID: “Yep, that’s you! But your hair’s different now...I like the picture a lot better.” Well Charlotte thanks for the picker upper you old silver-tongued fox

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When you’re watching fireworks this week and start to get your phone out for a Snapchat story, do your friends a favor and put it right back where it came from.

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My coworker told me he’s a 34 waist but he usually wears 36 because they’re not so tight. Ray, I got some news for you buddy...

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Braden Smith was asked about his turnover when Purdue was down three points. Zach Edey took the mic and said every play is big in a game like this and it's on the entire team.

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Don’t know why people feel the need to go out and get hammered every single weekend. Everyone knows the best deals are during the week.