As e dey sup, I dey sob.

Just wanna be an unknown nigga with a lotta money.

First law of Motion: an object will stay at rest till e guide.

A lot of women with green flags are actually single

For middle of the night. 🤦🏿

In case Aliens come to earth and Y'all need someone to talk to them on behalf of humanity. Choose me!! I can be very funny when I'm not depressed.

Any 100% alcohol?!

What do you mean "thing" 😂🤣

Listening to the weekend during the weekend>>>

Karma no real... Do evil.

Soft boy everyday, werey just in case

"you hardly reply text" I no like you

I say again "Do evil.... Karma no real"

omo, na to clean your tears and continue pushing o nobody send your Gramps!

"Guy, see as you dey fresh" walahi i go blow you eye.

"Guy, the girl nah red flag oo" leave am for me, red is the color of love.

A moving man will always find his luck.

A moving man with zero magnitude & direction won't find his luck.

"A moving man" nah vector quantity.

See as unah dey lie say unah no Guide.