It’s time again! June 2nd is #Internationalwhoresday when we celebrate the daring tricks and whorestorical delights of the 1975 French #sexworkers strike. So if you dig a good #whorestory join me as I reach into the archives (if I can get it together). 1/15 Thread

I hope you feel old #MyTwitterAnniversary

Molly malone statue was erected in 1988 Edwin Waugh bust put in place in 1866 Why is one shiner than the other? Why oh why oh why oh why oh why?

Last night my brilliant daughter put on a gig with two unsigned bands she really rates in a bar in rainy Manchester, on a Monday night, and 50 people came, paid, stayed, had fun. I know everyone thinks their kid is the best but I went to a really good gig last night.

I’m going to Mallorca for a few days next week and it will be 19 degrees. I cannot comprehend how warm or cool that will be. What is that in English weather? When was it last 19 degrees?

I went to new century hall tonight to see Ry X and it was a sit down gig (until the last song when he got us all to stand up after a short Q&A). Tuesday night sit down gig. Glorious.

My nephew plays wordle on his mum’s phone. Sometimes he gets it in 2. He starts every game with LOLLY and I absolutely love this bold energy.

Probably the best thing you'll see today. In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world. The results 🧵 1/22

Things are really grim for small businesses at the moment and tbh I’m feeling pretty rotten about it. I would really appreciate it if you had a look at my gift shop and gave this tweet a like or RT. Thank you, pals x doodlesbyben.etsy.com

The difference to my brain when I've been on a big walk in the mountains is incredible. I could have said that without the pic but I look great so here it is.

Why is there a chinook helicopter flying over my house?

This email subject and everything about it has been annoying me since yesterday. Did you mean ‘we're not mad at it’ so you love it or ‘we're not mad about it’ like you hate it? If the latter, why are you telling me you don't like it in an email?

📢 Exciting news ! We have extended our existing refuge provision for women & children in Bury. Our new refuge is now taking referrals on ☎️ 03033 3033 581 Option 3 We are recruiting for roles in Bury You can apply at calicojobs.co.uk/vacancies/ Bury Council The Calico Group

Spectral singing from deep within a cave. An incredible experience to enjoy.

Does The Factory exist as a building yet or is it still under construction? We went to view a uni that was ‘based in the iconic Wembley Stadium’ but when we got there they had no affiliation and had just hired conference rooms. Factory has a similar vibe. I might be wrong.

For anyone who has been on this god forsaken hell hole of an app for nearly 15 years - that tiny child I had is now going to uni. Blimey.

God forsaken hell hole was apt. I’m out.

Cochon

Just got kicked off a corn forum for saying you can eat the cob. I'll just sign up with a different name. They can't silence the truth.