Me, pitching Animaniacs: So the main three break down into typical sibling tropes - there's the smart leader older brother, the cute but aggressive younger sister, and then the middle child who-
Exec, cutting me off: Talks like Ringo?
Me: Talks like Ringo, exactly.

My six-year-old hasn't let his axolotl plushie out of his sight for about a year. Ben is excellent and he makes excellent stuff

Things are really grim for small businesses at the moment and tbh I’m feeling pretty rotten about it.

I would really appreciate it if you had a look at my gift shop and gave this tweet a like or RT.
Thank you, pals x
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A small selection of the gifts you’ll find in our Etsy shop.
Cute, colourful and very affordable. We ship worldwide too!

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Balatro is my game of the year

(I’ve only played Balatro this year but it counts)

i once bought a big box and absentmindedly ate about 100 in an hour & then keeled over in glasgow city centre. people were shouting 'what has she taken??' at my then boyfriend & he had to show them the big empty tub

#birdbot

male cult leader: I have received a new revelation from the lord
me: let me guess, he wants you to have multip—
cult leader: I am to have multiple wives

Fun gifts! Treat a friend, treat yourself x

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By me, from 2018: The story of the Young Hot Bloods: the secret terrorist wing of the suffragettes telegraph.co.uk/women/politics…

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Any shares of my shop would be very much appreciated x

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