Idk how you look at this and it just doesn't instantly radicalize you. Instead of forgiving student loan debt or universal health care. Your tax money is funding a genocide. YOUR hard earned money is going to kill helpless women and children. Fathers and mothers. Think about that

There's really nothing like changing the fan settings and accidentally falling into your friend's (the same one that got you out of your pj's and dressed in 6 minutes to go to the bar) bed after puking excessively. Twice.

Cheers to Tomco

I did this a couple months ago and I realized I was an alcoholic

"Did you ever hear about when I got black out and passed out in the tub" "yeah I know about that lmfao"

Panera said, " Charged Lemonade 🥺👉👈" but what they meant was "Laxative with a fast heartbeat Lemonade💪😤"

Yeah, going low carb for the new year was a good idea. haven't been drinking much so i don't have a tolerance but without carbs there's nothing to absorb the alcohol in my body. At least I'm not the one that puked outside and passed out on the couch, yeah ya know like my friend

My friends have cut back on their drinking. Good for us. I know for a fact 40% of us threw up tonight. Cutting back was not a good idea

"You can't leave your dad at home alone for long periods of time"

a friend's boyfriend is not my friend... that is a coworker at best

It is with great sadness and heavy hearts that we share that Fort Wayne Mayor Tom Henry passed away peacefully this evening, Thursday, March 28, 2024, surrounded by his loving family.

hangovers are so embarrassing. oweee i’m so sick from poisoning myself for fun

If I could pay the amount I do and also live alone then I'd be living my best life. Instead I get to be the bitch that has 2 roommates and is angry all the time. Go me

"HOW COULD A HELICOPTER CRASH INTO AN AIRPLANE!!" Well, you see, the President of the United States and the Transportation Secretary are both former reality tv stars and the Secretary of Defense is an alcoholic.

Elon Musk is a terrible president.