My patronus is a dementor

I can't open my complementary biscuits

Waiting for Joe Smallman to give the best talk of #QuAMP2013 about Team EDM. Go Joe!

Now it's time for laser cooling molecules SrF @RefCavError go Anne! #QuAMP2013

James Bumby won a poster prize!! Go team buffer gas!

Seagulls have been known to eat other seagulls, as well as attack and kill humans.

Now that @RefCavError has left the office it's very lonely here

How many packs of nerds do I need to eat if I want to stay awake until 3am?

After Tupac was cremated, his ashes were mixed with marijuana and smoked by members of his hip-hip group, Outlawz.

CONGRATULATIONS Imperial Ion Trap: New Paper!! Control of the conformations of ion Coulomb crystals in a Penning trap" nature.com/ncomms/2013/13…

It's childhood disco day with Team EDM in bay 3, DJ Devlin is mixing up all the hits including steps and abba!

The day has finally come- I own a waitrose card #crouchend

Izzie Joe Smallman Love you guys!! Thanks for the Twitter props. :)

@JonyEpsilon I disagree. Possibly the best spectator sport of the Winter Olympics #lovecurling

Oh God I think I left the irony on....

@JonyEpsilon two direct tweets to Jack Devlin... What's going to happen now?! Will he ever take the plunge? Too much pressure!