I disappeared for a minute. Here’s why: After 2 years of weekly hands-on workshops, helping small business owners actually harness AI (not just hype), I’ve uncovered what works and what’s a waste of time. Now, I’m bringing those battle-tested SAUCE here: - Real tools I use

andrew gao The classic AI Catch-22, it hallucinates both the problem and the solution.

Ahmad >be me >finally think I'm free after "leaving" Oracle >move to remote cabin in Montana, no internet, no tech >first morning: wake up to sound of drone overhead >it's delivering a tiny Oracle-branded coffin with a USB stick inside >plug it into an old laptop I buried years ago

Ahmad Kimi oneshot this btw

Step 1. Buy Puts Step 2. Release false report Step 3. Sell for millions Step 4. Use profits to buy calls Step 5. Let public know report false Step 6. Sell for 10s of million Simpol